just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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