i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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