Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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