There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
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You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Holy sore nipples Batman
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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