What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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