quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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