How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
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We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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