The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
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all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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