Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
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Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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