Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (919): View more from North Carolina

  Can i not drive my cunt home

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (919): Can i not drive my cunt home http://tfl.nu/l3bm
  Replies (5) Good night (759) Bad night (944)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  i did. i'm using it as a microphone.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking. (859): i did. i'm using it as a microphone. http://tfl.nu/mm1q
  Replies (8) Good night (3086) Bad night (673)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world. http://tfl.nu/0s72
  Replies (45) Good night (5506) Bad night (993)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings. http://tfl.nu/9pm8
  Replies (26) Good night (5799) Bad night (1243)
• Favorite

  (734): View more from Michigan

  I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (734): I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED. http://tfl.nu/46aj
  Replies (5) Good night (1980) Bad night (1158)
• Favorite

  (859): View more from Kentucky

  We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (859): We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong http://tfl.nu/z1wm
  Replies (10) Good night (1467) Bad night (741)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot... http://tfl.nu/l2p1
  Replies (3) Good night (2221) Bad night (757)
• Favorite

  (415): View more from California

  Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (415): Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked. http://tfl.nu/gx9q
  Replies (4) Good night (659) Bad night (1052)
• Favorite

  (905): View more from Ontario

  110% paid for our cab with a lap dance

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (905): 110% paid for our cab with a lap dance http://tfl.nu/ywar
  Replies (8) Good night (1561) Bad night (591)
• Favorite

  (205): View more from Alabama

  i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (205): i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets. http://tfl.nu/hykz
  Replies (3) Good night (1180) Bad night (539)
• Favorite

  (818): View more from California

  The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (818): The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink. http://tfl.nu/7x1a
  Replies (2) Good night (367) Bad night (777)
• Favorite

  (+61): View more from Australia

  He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+61): He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it. http://tfl.nu/xk8c
  Replies (2) Good night (894) Bad night (279)
• Favorite

  (518): View more from New York

  So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (518): So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?" http://tfl.nu/8ua3
  Replies (2) Good night (340) Bad night (544)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like http://tfl.nu/ufx0
  Replies (1) Good night (309) Bad night (458)
• Favorite

  (252): View more from North Carolina

  You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (252): You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am. http://tfl.nu/kiqx
  Replies (3) Good night (533) Bad night (271)

Randomize