I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
These 25 People Are Obsessed With Pizza
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
16 Sexual Experiences EVERYONE Should Have At Least Once
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind