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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww

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  no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR

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• (831): View more from California

  Don't EVER smell your tampon

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.

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• (951): View more from California

  Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.

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  I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover

  (441): View more from Bermuda-Carib

  Omg I can't even...

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god

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• (425): View more from Washington

  You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"

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  She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.

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