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  Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.

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  25 People Confess The Most Awkward Situation They’ve Ever Been In

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!

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  These Are 21 Of The Most Delusional People Ever

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME

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  The band club does not count as an orchestra

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.

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• (707): View more from California

  This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....

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• (415): View more from California

  "Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...

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