I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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