I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
apparently the officer said last night, "son, why don't you do yourself a favor and spread your legs so you don't keep vomiting on them". why can't I remember those nights?!
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Sorry about my life...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
