If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
you traded sex for a burrito?
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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