This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I will be naked everywhere
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
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We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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