Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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