I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
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