i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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