i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
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Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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