Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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