i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I skipped work to stalk him.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
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she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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