Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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