We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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