My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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