They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i think i just lost a toe
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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