I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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