question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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