We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Dear god my vagina.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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