Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Randomize