Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
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This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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