I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
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Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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