i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize