glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
my poor anus
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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