we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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