It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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