he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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