Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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