Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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