Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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