Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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