it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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