new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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