This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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