that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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