so that wasnt chicken after all
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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