i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
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you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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