do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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