she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
