I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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