Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm too high and old for this...
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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