I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
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Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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