There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
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However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
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I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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