I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
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i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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