Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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