I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
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