I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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