I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
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