So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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