is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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