It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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